But Keir Starmer seems to have taken in depth the description given to him by some of the shadow ministers and wants to prove that it is really very interesting. Something that is completely counterproductive. Because then it falls into the paradox of boredom. The more he tries to convince people that he is a “fun guy”, the duller he seems to become. A rabbit hole from which it is difficult to escape. Much better to embrace the boring inside you. To make it a virtue. To show that it is okay to be genuinely dull. Wear the card with pride. No one ever fell in love with Keir because of his charisma. However, the Labor leader had started the prime minister’s questions promisingly, keeping it short and sweet. How come the UK had the second lowest growth in the G20 with only Russia the worst? A sunburned Boris Johnson – we all know how much he likes going to outdoor work events at No. 10 – came back with an equally apt response. We did very badly because we got out of the pandemic faster. It sounded like a complete dog. Mainly because it was. So here is Starmer’s chance to ridicule the Convict. To expose the logic of the small child. Let’s make that clear. If Covid had lasted for another six months, then our economy would have flourished. Or maybe it’s better to live in a permanent lockdown. To think that Johnson is the best brain that the Tories party can create to run the country. Instead, Starmer got into a tormented Star Wars gag for Boris, who was Jamba Hat, who died at his feet. Like his attempts to be heard “down with the kids” by squeezing a reference to Love Island, since it was clear that he had no idea what he was talking about. And to say that his followers believed that Johnson was the “Conservative Corbin” was marginal suicide. Corbin may not have been popular, but Carey had backed him as a leader. But in the meantime he managed to inflict some more heavy blows on the economy. “Stop talking about the country below,” shouted the convict, waving his hands angrily. It is now unpatriotic to say anything negative about the country even if it is true. You mention the 4-0 defeat of England by Hungary and you are as good as dead. Johnson did not want to talk about boring things that everyone cared about. Like the cost of living. He only wanted to talk about the things that divide the country. And to excite the right wing of his party. Like Brexit. “We have completed Brexit,” he insisted. News for everyone. If Brexit is over, why haven’t we seen any benefits yet? Why are we going to violate international law and enter into a trade war with the EU? As refugees. The work was on the side of the smugglers. Obviously. The Tories were on the side of the unpredictable refugees who stayed in their country and died. Oh, and also in terms of ignoring the law again leaving the human rights court. There was no element of international law that the United Kingdom should be willing to accept. The World Trade Organization? Full of left capitalists. UEFA? Ugly footballers planning a new offside law to put England and Wales at a disadvantage. And something else; the Convict ran the list of his grievances. The workers did nothing to stop next week’s railway strikes. He seemed to believe that the Labor Party had been in government for the past 12 years and that Starmer was responsible for the Tories making no effort to negotiate with the unions. The hard-core, unconscious fanatics on the benches buttoned it up. Never happier than when they have an enemy to fight. The EU The human rights court. The unions. Refugees. The world. They found their approval. So much so that many of the other PMQs were an incomprehensible cacophony. A sad catastrophe for which the weak speaker is responsible. Lindsay Hoyle makes a show of threatening MPs, but never follows it. And the deputies walk him everywhere. Throw one out and you may have a functional chamber. As soon as the last PMQ echoes disappeared, Priti Patel stood up to make a statement about why spending .000 500,000 on a flight that had never taken off was a fantastic value for money. It was never about the numbers, more about the fight. “We have a top plan in the world,” she said, echoing words used Monday by her stupid, unwise young minister, Tom Persglov. Top in the world, like everyone else has decided it’s a disastrous silly idea. But while the lawyers – Priti Vacant could not hide her contempt for people trying to enforce the law – managed to get everyone off the plane, the plan was still a resounding success. The fewer refugees we exported to Rwanda, the more its value was proven. Out-trafficking of traffickers. And yes, there was another plane ready to leave, as soon as the lawyers were sure no one would be on it. This is what the refugees would like. Their goal has always been to reach Rwanda. You just could not get there by rubber boat. Yvette Cooper resumed her role on Monday. Her anger at the way the government shames the country is obvious. He was the model of clarity as he dismissed Vacant’s foolish arguments. There was a reason that Israel had given up on the human trafficking program. And it was not because it was immoral. Although it was. It was because it did not work. So what would you say to create some safe routes and work more with France. Priti was pissed at the thought of doing anything with France. Wait for someone to tell her that it is directly across from the canal. “We have to adopt the right tone,” Vacant said. Her lack of self-awareness is breathtaking. She is not even a smart narcissist. “And a plan can not be impractical and expensive.” Only he can, obviously. Truly, she is a philosophical queen. If it’s possible to do something wrong, he will find a way. Versatile, if nothing else. Much of the rest of the session was spent with the Tories trying to convince themselves that the more brutal it was for the refugees, the more beautiful they were. Dialectical appeal. Schrγdinger’s strangers. Peter Bowen said there was a difference between traffickers and smugglers. And that anyone who allowed himself to be trafficked deserved to die. Others were simply referred to foreign courts. They have not yet learned the difference between foreign and international. Or that the United Kingdom was one of the main founders of the European Convention on Human Rights. Jonathan Gullis seemed unaware that the human rights court was written in the Good Friday agreement. And he’s a parliamentary private secretary to Brandon Lewis. The Secretary of Northern Ireland. Vancouver is really in tension. It is directed mercilessly towards the wall.
